Contact Us (Because Even We Need to Hear from You)”
“Congratulations on finding the ‘Contact Us’ page—a journey more epic than Frodo’s trek to Mordor. Whether you’re here to ask a question, share a brilliant idea, or report a tragic mic-related mishap, we’re (probably) listening.
But let’s set some expectations: your message will be processed through an advanced, totally-not-made-up system that includes a Committee for Questionable Priorities, a robot named Marvin, and a cup of coffee. You’ll hear back from us within 1-2 business days—unless we’ve been distracted by the infinite improbability of existence.
So go ahead, fill out the form below. And remember: the answer is always 42… unless you’re asking about shipping. Then it’s $12.